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Article about Sloan vs. Truong in todays's New York Times: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/15/crosswords/chess/15chess.html

I have filed a lawsuit against Truong, Polgar, USCF et al after it was proven that 2464 obscene posts impersonating me has been posted to the chess newsgroups. Here is the Mottershead Report proving this.

The case has been filed in the United States District Court for the Southern District of New York at 500 Pearl Street, New York NY 10007.

The case number is 07 CIV 8537

The judge is Judge Denny Chin

The Magistrate Judge is Judge Frank Maas

The suit seeks to overturn the results of the 2007 USCF Election on the grounds of election fraud and to reinstate the directors who were thrown out in that election until a new election can be held. The complaint alleges that defendants Susan Polgar and Paul Truong impersonated Sam Sloan and sent out three thousand obscene and pornographic newsgroup postings during the election campaign in order to discredit Sloan and get themselves elected so as to take over the USCF Finances.

The papers and pleadings filed in the Southern District of New York can be downloaded at the following addresses: Summons in Sloan vs. Truong.

Complaint.

Application for a TRO.

Unsigned Temporary Restraining Order.

Affivavit on Diversity Issue.

Affivavit on Federal Question Issue.

There have been ten articles in the New York Times about this case:

New article about this case in Lubbock Avalanche-Journal in Lubbock Texas: Tech gets more response time in chess lawsuit by MARLENA HARTZ AVALANCHE-JOURNAL Here are some pleadings, newspaper articles and forums on the case:

Four chess books by Ishi Press have just been reprinted. Here they are:

How to Talk Dirty in Japanese and English is now available from the following book stores:

Latest Developments in New York Board of Elections Corruption Case:

Hard Disk Data Recovery Expert

I have had a serious problem with my hard drive, which crashed in October, 2006. As the hard drive contained books that I had written, it was necessary to recover it. I took it to all kinds of experts and none of them could do anything about it, plus I even had to pay.

I wish to report that I have finally been able to recover most of the data on my hard drive.

For this I have to thank Ephraim Hirshberg and his company, Atomic Bytes. I was referred to him by J&R Computer World, where I had purchased my computer in 2002.

His website is

sherlockdatarecovery.com

Why I became a Student at the University of California at Berkeley

Renewed Motion to Disqualify Alexander Karam, Dorchen Leidholdt and Sanctuary for Families from appearing as counsel in this case

Complaint to Bar Against Manhattan Deputy Borough President

Here are documents demonstrating that my children were kidnapped, in PDF Format:

NEW TIME FOR THE SAM SLOAN TV SHOW

http://www.bcat.tv/bcat

Motion to disqualify Alexander Karam, Dorchen Leidholdt and Sanctuary for Families from appearing as counsel in this case

Appeal from Order of Douglas Wong - Affidavit of Support

Appeal from Order of Douglas Wong - Order to Show Cause

Transcript of Hearing before Judge Douglas S. Wong

Complaint against Judge Kristin Booth Glen

Order of Judge Kristin Booth Glen (PDF Format)

New DVD coming out: Origami (Japanese Paper Folding) for Children

Why there were so many deaths in the Earthquake in Kashmir

Wallace and Gromit, A Movie Review by Sam Sloan

Banned by Belinda, I cannot work in the Bronx Board of Elections

New DVD just out: Chess: Basic Openings and Endgames with Sam Sloan

Modern Dance Festival 2005

Complaint against Judge Douglas S. Wong

Places where Sam Sloan has lived

An Important New Theory: Did Chitralis come from Europe or Did Europeans come from Chitral?

Sam Sloan's Opposition to Petition to Cancel Runoff Primary for Mayor

Sam Sloan's Opposition to Petition to Cancel Runoff Primary for Mayor (PDF Format)

Abdul Khaliq insists he did not Eat the Horse.

DNA Tests have proven that I am the father of my daughter Sandra.

With these test results (in PDF Format), anyone who believes that I might be their father can have their own DNA test done and compare the results with the data I have posted and determine with a fair degree of certainty the likelihood that I am their father.

The United States Chess Federation is moving to Crossville, but the NBC Nightly News has just broadcast that Crossville, Tennessee is the leading center for methamphetamine production and use in the USA. SEE THE NBC NEWS REPORT HERE. Hundreds of children have been taken from their parents in Crossville, Tennessee because of this.

Thus far, I have made seven shows, two about the Crisis in Afganistan, two about Mario in Japan and three about chess.

The chess shows have been outrageously popular. Lesson Number two is online at http://www.ishipress.com/samchess2.asf. That show has been downloaded more than 800 times since it was posted last week.

Less popular is the Mario Show, which is online at http://www.ishipress.com/mario.asf.

The Sam Sloan Show will be starting as a regular weekly show on the week of June 26. Exact dates and times to be announced.

Hartland Snyder again scams Ishi Press

California State Tax Bill to Ishi Press

California State Tax Bill to Ishi Press - PDF Format

Tim Taylor Article in Chess Life magazine: Vastly worse than even I could imagine!

In my suit against members of the Board of the United States Chess Federation, the Order to Show Cause signed by Judge Gabriel Krausman and the Affidavit upon which it was Granted have been posted in PDF format.

Beale Treasure is buried behind my house

I have heard enough! Michael Jackson is Not Guilty!

The Sam Sloan TV Show.

Sandra Kimura Sloan prepares for the World Under-4 Chess Championship.

Sam Sloan is in line to become King of Monaco.

Free at Last! Free at Last! Bobby Fischer is Free at Last!

Bobby Fischer walks through Narita Airport wearing his prison denims while his smiling and dutiful Japanese wife Miss Watai pushes their airport luggage trolley behind him.

A page on this website is now the subject of a cable TV Show: Brooklyn Boy Makes Good in Japan.

Yes. The rumors on the Internet that Sam Sloan is dead are true!

Somebody even wrote a eulogy to Sam Sloan Pore Sam is Daid.

Here is my latest petition regarding the United States Chess Federation and my proposed Order to Show Cause in HTML Format.

Here in PDF Format are my latest petition regarding the United States Chess Federation and my proposed Order to Show Cause.

In case anybody doubts the truth and accuracy of what you are about to read here, one of my frequent critics made the following statement:

"Sam Sloan is nearly always right; the trouble is that his insights are so deep, and so far ahead of the time, that they appear incredible to the educated layman. I myself have occasionally made the mistake of thinking that Sam Sloan had made an error. Invariably, sometimes a year or more later, I had to admit my mistake.

"Jurgen R."

This is a real quote. You can find it yourself by searching at Chess Politics Newsgroup.

I have filed three petitions for a Writ of Certiorari in the US Supreme Court. All of the petitions I have filed seek to be reinstated on the ballot as a candidate for US Congress for the Tenth Congressional District of New York.

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Here are the petitions I have filed in the United States Supreme Court, in HTML Format:

Quiz based on real quotes about me or by me

Creighton Case: Here is my Motion to the South Carolina Court of Appeals to recall the remitter in both HTML Format and PDF Format.

Sloan vs. Rudiano: My petition for Certiorari has been accepted for filing in the United States Supreme Court.

Although the election is now over, Here is what I hope to achieve from my petition.

Character Problems with John Kerry

I seem to be winning my court case against the United States Chess Federation. Here is my latest Glorious Victory

Hearing Tomorrow in Goshen Supreme Court at 9:00 AM

Is Beatriz Marinello having trouble because of the Patriot Act?

Here is a Great Article posted in my Guestbook on Why Taiwanese women want Western Men

Creighton Case - Transcript of Hearing on April 6, 2004

Important news: The Order has been signed by Judge Horowitz in Sloan vs. Marinello, 2004-7739.

They are posted at:

Creighton Case - Transcript of Hearing of February 4, 2004

I have filed Suit against the United States Chess Federation and five of its board members.

Here are the documents I have filed in court, in both HTML format and PDF format:

Democrats need to be introspective: Kerry was a lousy candidate.

Photo in New York Sun for June 30, 2004 of Sam and Sandra Sloan

I have filed in the United States Supreme Court. Here are:

Republican Congressional Candidate Disqualified from Office

A bombshell has hit the Brooklyn Republican Party when it has been discovered that the candidate they had selected to keep Sam Sloan off the ballot was not qualified to hold office.

Harvey Clarke is the third candidate the Republicans have put forward to stop Sam Sloan from being their candidate, after Sloan was initially approved as the Republican Party candidate at a meeting on May 5, 2004. A week later, the Republicans made Adrienne Britton as their candidate, but she declined. Then, they made Isabelle Jefferson their candidate, but she declined as well. After that, they settled on Harvey Clarke.

The question remains: Who will the Brooklyn Republican Party turn to next in their increasingly desperate efforts to keep Sam Sloan from being a candidate for election?

US Marine

Loan Officer and a Mortgage Broker

I am running for election. I have instituted proceedings to validate my petitions. In New York Election Law there are two kinds of proceedings. One is a proceeding brought by your opponents to kick you off the ballot when the Board of Elections has put you on the ballot. This is called an "Invalidating Petition".

The other is a proceeding to put you back on the ballot after your opponents have filed an objection and had the Board of Elections kick you off the ballot. This is called a "Validating petition".

I was listed as a candidate on the New York City Board of Elections website until a few days ago when my name was taken off. This is because the Board of Elections kicked me off the ballot. Now, I have filed validating petitions with the Brooklyn Supreme Court. I expect to take this case up, possibly even to the highest court of New York State and then to the highest court of the United States. Many other candidates were kicked off the ballot but so far none of the others have filed an appeal. My appeal will apparently be the first. Of course, if I win, the other candidates who were kicked off the ballot for similar reasons will probably file appeals as well.

I have posted and will continue to post my court filings to my websites. This is for the convenience of other candidates who may want to copy and use them.

Here is what I have filed thus far:

Born in East LA, a Movie Review by Sam Sloan

Joe Tamargo, famous master of both chess and go, is seriously ill.

Sloan vs. Conroy, Independence Party of New York

Sloan vs. Rudiano, King's County Republican Party

New York Sun: Sam Sloan - Taxi to Afghanistan

June 7 Article in Courier Life about Sam Sloan for Congress

June 14 Article in Courier Life about Sam Sloan for Congress

First Slam on my Campaign for US Congress

Flatbush Life again publicizes my Campaign for US Congress

Affirmation of Aaron Maslow in Opposition to Sam Sloan for Congress

Who are these two beatuiful girls?

Why, they are my daughters, Jessica and Shamema Sloan.

My Daughters, Jessica and Shamema Sloan

Ever wonder how I make such beautiful girls? I have lots more like that.

This photo was taken on December 20, 2003, on the occasion of the marriage of my daughter, Shamema. Shamema was in the Marines and she married a Marine. She got out of the Marines on April 21, 2004 having served four years, including six month in the War in Iraq. Jessica writes on her blog that her ambition is to be "with my sister" and "become a grunt and fight in the war"!

Sam Sloan is a Candidate for US Congress

Peter Jennings Reporting: Jesus and Paul

How I got into the 1964 Republican National Convention

Hearing on Sloan Estate Appeal in Aiken set for Tuesday, April 6 at 11:30 AM

Sam Sloan and Family make ChessBase Magazine

Gata Kamsky to run for President of FIDE !!!!

John Forbes Kerry is the 11th Cousin of President George W. Bush

Martha Stewart has been railroaded !

Kerry's War Record is Fake!

Grounds for Appeal in Re: Helen Marjorie Sloan

Complaint to Judge Little, Aiken County Probate Court

Opposition to motion by Creighton Sloan to dismiss appeal

Saddam Hussein has been captured, and this time it is not a joke

POLL: What should be done with Saddam Hussein?

Complaint to Mayor Michael Bloomberg about Judge Levine

The Evergreen Party

Casablanca, A Movie Review by Sam Sloan

Movie Posters on sale on Ebay by Sam Sloan

Sam Sloan DNA test results are back

Creighton won the Court Case !!!

Sam Sloan is the cousin of Queen Elizabeth II of England

Affidavit in Opposition to Appointment of Creighton Sloan as Personal Representative

Mystery of my great-grandfather, Creighton Sloan

A "Pump-and-Dump" Fraud from Brain Games by David Levy

Raymond Keene responds Re: A "Pump-and-Dump" Fraud from Brain Games, by David Levy

The Story of Claire Laxson

Hannah Hingeheels

My solution to the Major Virus Problem this week

We buy houses for cash, no mortgage.

My son Peter will draw your picture with your girlfriend !!

Elvis Presley Lobby Cards from SamSloan

2003 USCF Election Results

Letter to Creighton's Lawyer

Who is Sam?

Peter Aravena Sloan, Travelling Chess Master

My son Michael wins award in Junior High School

My Son Peter posts sensational news about Gata Kamsky

Jim Eade's hit letter attacking Sam Sloan

Sandra Kimura Sloan at age 18 months

Bill Goichberg's Choices

Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave

Sam Sloan's Candidate's Statement for the July Chess Life.

The American Indians before 1491

Was Kirsan Ilyumzhinov the go-between from Boris Putin to Saddam Hussein?

A Brief History of Colonial & Continental Currency

The Case of George Rivas on Texas Death Row

UPDATE: My daughter is stationed at Al Jaber Air Base in Kuwait.

Shamema is now a lance corporal. Shamema said that she is one of the people who stands on the flight line and when the planes that do come back from bombing come back she disarms the weapons. So she is one of the first to know if they dropped bombs. see she arms and dearms all kinds of stuff including harriers but the harriars do not do any of the super dangerous stuff you know. She also disarms and arms F-18's F-16's and A- 10's." My daughter Shamema worked with the first US Marine killed in Iraq.

My daughter, Lance Corporal Shamema Honzagool Sloan, is trained on the Harrier Aircraft.

PFC S H Sloan
a/k/a Shamema Honzagool Sloan

Although women are exempt from combat duty, my daughter, Corporal Shamema Honzagool Sloan, does the most dangerous job imaginable. Her job is to arm the bombs on the airplanes before they fly out to combat missions. Then, when the planes come back, if there are some bombs remaining undropped and still in the airplane, her job is to disarm them. She arms and disarms bombs on F-16s, F-18s and A-10s.

I assume that the US Marines discovered her high intelligence and extreme steadiness and gave her this job for that reason.

Sam Sloan

US Military about to take Baghdad?

The Silent Invasion - Breast Cancer

A Better Way to Bring the USA a Gold Medal in Chess

US Woman's Chess Olympic Team formed

Dr. Lim Kok An has died - Ruled the World Chess Federation with an Iron Fist.

I am a candidate for election to the Executive Board of the United States Chess Federation. Here are my issues:

My Ancestors in the American Revolutionary War

What is the meaning of the term "Scot-Irish"?

Descendants of Lady Godiva

An Evil Woman is Finally Dead

Michael Jackson dangles his baby.

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed was involved in the Honzagool Case in the Bronx Supreme Court on March 26, 1982. In March, 2003, he was arrested in Rawalpindi, Pakistan and identified as the man most directly involved in the attack on the World Trade Center on 9-11. I have been saying for years that the same people involved in the Honzagool Case were the people involved in the two attacks on the World Trade Center.

Why did not the FBI listen to me? I have been saying that I know these people. I have met them. I know their names, I know where they are or have been.

I have been talking about the kidnapping of my mother and my daughter for years. Why don't they investigate the kidnappers? They do not. Instead, they investigate me. I have been telling that I know who the kidnappers are. Why don't they listen? If they had listened, perhap the people in the World Trade Center would not have died.

Take a look at the woman in the picture. Who is that woman? Is that Honzagool? She might be. She does look like that. Who is that child? What is certain is that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed knows Honzagool and perhaps knows where she is now, something which her own family does not know.

Is this woman Honzagool, mother of my daughter, Shamema? She possibly is!

Apology to the wrong Mansoor Ijaz

Here is the Reply of Mansoor Ijaz.

Here is the Second Reply of Mansoor Ijaz.

Saddam Hussein to debate George W. Bush ???

The SEC case against me was based on the testimony of a convicted securities crook

Demand that South Carolina Judge Recuse Herself

Nigerian Scam letters

Sure Sign that the War is about to Begin

Complaint to the Supreme Court of South Carolina

What brought down the Space Shuttle Columbia?

NEW POLL: How will the situation with Iraq End?

Was Albert Einstein a hoax?

Garry Kasparov is playing a computer in New York in the match of Man vs. Machine World Chess Championship.

Game 3 of Man vs. Machine. Position before 32. Rh5. Kasparov can force a draw with 32. Ng6+ Kg7 33. Nf4 Kh8. Instead, Kasparov played 32. Rh5 which loses to 32. ... Nxd4 threatening mate with 33. ... Nb3+. However, Kasparov could have lasted longer and possibly even survived with 33. Rh1. This probably explains the quick draws Kasparov made in subsequent games. Here, after 32. Ng6+ Kg7 33. Nf4, the computer must play Kh8 because Kasparov threatens Ne6+ followed by Qxf5 and winning the knight. Also, the Computer could not have played 32. Ng6+ Kg8 because of 33. Qxf5 Qxf5 34. Ne7+ forking king and queen winning the knight. A human player might easily have missed this and White would have won but Kasparov realized that the computer never blunders and never overlooks simple tactics like this.

Here is:

Letter to Administrative Law Judge Randy Frances Kandel

FBI Steps Up Manhunt for 5 Pakistani Dishwashers

It's Out: The Bobby Fischer Story appears today !!

Files reveal how FBI hounded chess king

Why is the USA planning to attack Iraq but not North Korea?

Vote for Anne Durney, Libertarian for Big Horn County Commissioner

Saddam Hussein is about to fall

My son Peter is a chess master and a talented artist

Why does the USA support Israel?

Big News: Russian newspaper predicts Kirsan Ilyumzhinov will be defeated for re-election in Kalmykia.

On October 23, 2002, the USCF passed an important resolution on Drug Testing by FIDE.

Looking to the Elections in 2004

Debate Among the Candidates for New York Governor

Article about Sam Sloan in "American Lawyer" magazine, October, 2002 issue

Khalilullah Nuristani of Nuristan, Afghanistan

Women Rape the Men in the Trobrian Islands Yam Festival

Guns too! We have a Miniature of the Colt six shooter that won the West

The Tribal Territories of Pakistan are a Land of Peace and Harmony

In November, 2002, an election will be held for President of the World Chess Federation ("FIDE"). Here are photos of the candidates.

My son, Peter Sloan Aravena, made the New York Times!

The Many Faces of Saddam Hussein

Shamema Chess News from Abu Dhabi

My Son Won at the New York Masters

An affidavit to inform the court of new developments

Chess Grandmaster Eduard Gufeld has died

All Drugs should be Legalized

General Objection filed by Albert Dedicke against Sam Sloan

Rare Currency notes

NY Libertarian Party Makes Terrible Blunder // I Endorse Sam Sloan For Congress

Albert Dedicke has succeeded in having Sam Sloan kicked off the ballot

USCF 2002 Election Results

My kids seem to get along with each other. Here are Sandra Kimura Sloan, Geeta Rankoth and Anusha Sloan playing together.

USCF Plans to Expunge the name "Bobby Fischer" from Chess

Here is the story of how I defeated eight time US Chess Champion Walter Browne: Sloan-Browne, Santa Monica, 1967

A Story of a Game without a Story, Soltis-Tamargo, 1976

My Uncle was a Bomber Pilot over Japan in World War II

"War's End" by Major Gen. Charles W. Sweeney

Why bomb Hiroshima?

Former President wins Idiot Prize for Stupidity

List of Victims of the Attack on the World Trade Center

Kirsan Ilyumzhinov holds Sandra Kimura Sloan.

Lindh Pleads Guilty, but to what? Lindh's Pragmatic Choice.

Nic Leobold for New York State Senate.

Nic Leobold defends Sam Sloan from attacks by Albert Dedicke

Sam Sloan's Mailing to USCF Delegates.

A picture of my son, Peter Aravena Sloan, has been published on the New York Masters website.

Medical Tests Prove: Semen Makes Women Happy!

Japanese Girl turns into a Banshee !!

Herbert Penzl and "A Grammar of Pashto"

Coups and Killings in Kabul

My mother, Dr. Marjorie Jacobson Sloan, 92, has died.

Obituary of Dr. Marjorie Jacobson Sloan

My son, Peter Aravena Sloan

Transcript of Proceedings to Sell My Mothers House at 917 Old Trent's Ferry Road in Lynchburg, Virginia

Sam Sloan has had a Great Day in Court.

A Hearing has been set in the Case of Sloan vs. TLC

Order to Show Cause why the TLC should not be held in Contempt

Petition to hold the TLC in Contempt

For Improved Rules of Chess

A Brief History of Sex in America

What you all just wanted: More pictures of Sam's baby:

Takeoffs of me

Debauchery in the Catholic Church: Tales from St Thomas: Part 1

Guess who this person is

Why I never write anonymously.

Scandal Rocks Miss USA Contest, New York Post claims.

Abandon All Hope ye Girls who enter here.

All is lost. Sam Sloan is married now. (Actually, there is still some hope.)

We met each other on the Internet, through this website.

Photograph of Innocent Young Girl about to be abducted by Evil Monster.

I have to make some money out of this, so: Here is a commercial website I am designing. (Any comments?)

TLC still refuses to obey court order

Woman's World Champion defeats World Chess Champion in a match.

Sam Sloan has won his court case against the New York City Taxi and Limousine Commission.

This decision has been published in the New York Law Journal under "Decisions of Interest". Here is the full text of the decision as published in the New York Law Journal. (Registration and e-mail address is required.)

Here is the Summary of the Case as Published in the New York Law Journal.

Amherst County resident complains about the "hooplah" over the kidnapping of my daughter.

Wedding photograph of Sam Sloan and Kayo Kimura

Hindus to blame for rioting and killing in India.

Bill Clinton for Vice-President!!!

Bad news for the Aryan Nation: White Americans are not descended from Neanderthals.

Does Checkmate Really End the Game?: Here is a news clipping about Sam Sloan, age 11, from the 1956 Richmond News Leader.

Delany Sisters, the First Hundred Years by Kayo Kimura

Free John Walker Lindh !!

The Beginning of the War in Afghanistan

Bibi Lee killer has been arrested in New Zealand.

New Bobby Fischer Radio Interview, January 27, 2002.

Why John Walker is Being Tried in Virginia.

Bobby Fischer's Statements have been Misrepresented.

Keene accuses Levy of The Great Train Robbery.

Levy Finally Admits to Masterminding the Great Train Robbery.

Ricky Nelson and the Travelin' Man.

New Spam E-Mail from Russia asking for money for dog.

Ruslan Ponomariov is the new World Chess Champion.

The Unknown Girl Chessplayer is Unmasked!

I am running for New York State Assembly from the 56th District.

I am running for election. Here are my issues.

Abolish Rent Control !!

New photo of the House of Honzagool.

Here are pictures of my new baby:

United States Chess Championship begins

Protest to the Executive Board of the United States Chess Federation

Why Kramnik Can't Get No Respect as World Chess Champion.

Alexandra Kosteniuk is the new Anna Kournikova of chess.

My son Peter Julius Aravena Sloan is a rated chess master and a 23 year old practicing artist and designer.

I was invited to the Bloomberg inauguration, since I had been a Bloomberg volunteer, and there I met an old friend from 30 years ago Dr. Joyce Ilson.

Rusudan Goletiani has not been treated fairly.

My friend Zhu Chen is the new Woman's World Chess Champion.

Zhu Chen defeats Alexandra Kosteniuk for Woman's World Chess Championship.

I have always believed that there is no such thing as race and that All Men Really Are Created just about Equal. Evidence keeps coming in that my thesis is correct. Here are findings about The Human Family Tree: 10 Adams and 18 Eves.

Sam Sloan has filed a lawsuit in New York Supreme Court against Mayor Rudy Giuliani and the NYC Taxi and Limousine Commission.

Here is the Verified Answer of the TLC.

Here is my Order to Show Cause

Here is my "Notice of Claim"

Notice of Intent to file Suit Against NYC Taxi and Limousine Commissioners

While I was in Jalalabad Prison in 1978, I invented a chess opening which has become known as The Jalalabad Defense.

Did George Bush Approve the Kidnapping of Sam Sloan's Daughter?

Son of Famous Chess Master dies in Combat in Afghanistan.

John W. Collins, chess master, teacher and author, has died.

Zeliakov - Furdzik scandal at the FIDE World Chess Championship

If you are planning to go off and fight in Afghanistan soon, here is everything you need to know about Afghan Hats.

Want a List of terrorists who have infiltrated this country? Here is Raja's List of Terrorist Collaborators.

Pope John Paul browses the Internet for Porn.

One of my California neighbors becomes A battlefield hero in Afghanistan

Don't forget, I play chess too! Here is: Another Glorious Victory for 1. g4

A True Story about High School Cheating

Now that it is legal to play chess in Afghanistan again, you will naturally want to visit the Kabul Chess Club.

Queen Victoria and the Lynchburg Story

King John: The Father of Us All

Beware Burhanuddin Rabbani

American Airlines Flight from JFK Airport has crashed into Rockaway Park

Kayo's Baby Born Today

Sandra Kimura Sloan was born today, Sunday, November 11, 2001 at 4:02 AM EST at Elmhurst Hospital, Elmhurst, Queens, New York. The baby weighs 7 pounds 15 ounces or 3.60 kilograms. She is 49 centimeters long. She is an extremely healthy, active and good looking baby and appears to have dark blue eyes, although it is too early to tell.

Kayo Kimura, 35, delivered the baby after 13 hours of labor without using pain killers of any kind. About one hour prior to giving birth, Kayo requested a pain killer and this was prepared for her but the nurse mentioned that this might delay the birth of the baby by an hour because Kayo would not know when to push. Hearing that, Kayo changed her mind and said that she did not want any pain killers.

Sandra Kimura Sloan

The baby was delivered by Dr. A. Kremer, assisted by Suzanne Malconado, RN, and Sam Sloan, the father. I had seen babies born before but never this close, where I was holding Kayo's head and one of her legs to help her push the baby out.

Now that American forces are in Mazar-i-Sharif, they will naturally be interested in visiting the "khaima" there.

Map of Afghanistan

Case Was Dismissed, And So Was Girlfriend

Victoria's Secret: Who was Queen Victoria's real father?

Bloomberg shows that he might be a good mayor after all .

Early Returns Show Mark Green Well Ahead

All Charges Dropped in "Cybersex Torture Case"!

Sam's Plan to Divide Afghanistan has been approved!

A Permanent Solution to the Afghanistan Problem

What about the Hazara of Central Afghanistan?

Photos of the Hazara of Central Afghanistan

Pamela Harriman, the Woman who made Bill Clinton President.

Was it beneath the personal dignity of Thomas Jefferson to consort with any black slave?

What is Bush waiting for? Bush Fiddles while Sam Burns.

Fabulous Libertarian Dance Party

Abdul Khaliq and SERV

Now, I am able to bring you the family trees I have created for various famous persons. Here are some of them: Royal Family of Europe

I have gone on a binge of making family trees lately and I have just made a family tree of all or almost all of the Royal Families of Europe combined.

Here are a few of the famous people on my tree. These people are also useful as bookmarks to navigate around my tree:

Sam and Kayo at the Top of the World Trade Center

That genealogy, which I copied from "Tribes of the Hindu Kush" is on my website

Here are the trees of Famous Americans (and their slaves):

I am very, very upset about the plans of the Evil Monster to perpetuate himself in office

Group holding my wife, Honzagool, refuses to hand over Osama bin Laden

Why do the Afghans protect Osama bin Laden?

Afghans are in favor of a US attack on Afghanistan

Sam and Kayo at the Top of the World Trade Center

Estimated 30,000 Dead in World Trade Center Attack.

My daughter has an airplane. Would you like to see it fly? Here is Shamema's Airplane.

CLARIFICATION ABOUT M. ISMAIL SLOAN

Ever wonder who built the most extensive railroad system in the world, the system which serves New York City? Why, Sam Sloan built it, of course!!

Sad Story of an Italian Man and His Thai wife.

It Was Supposed to have been a Pleasant Sunday Afternoon in Bryant Park.

Prince Burhan-ud-Din of Chitral and the Indian National Army

Edward Winter Attacks Sam Sloan in Chess Life magazine.

Ashley Harkleroad: Will She Become the Next Kournikova?

Two healthy Orang Asli (aborigines) girls bathing in the clean river

Mariko Inori, female Go Champion.

Economy Minded Japanese Girls learn how to Save Money!

Complaint to the Disciplinary Committee of the New York State Bar against Michelle Manzione.

PETITION TO REHEAR MOTION TO VACATE

Here is a website I just created for somebody: The Hack Poet's Society

For those many of you out there who think that I am not a real person, I want you to know that five of my uncles were military officers who fought in World War II. My mother is Helen Marjorie Jacobson and my father is Leroy B. Sloan. All four of my mother's brothers were in the war plus one of my father's brothers. One of my uncles fought in the Battle of the Bulge as part of the Army Tank Corps. Another uncle fought in the Invasion of Iwo Jima. Yet another uncle dropped the A-Bomb on Japan.

In short, We Fought Battles Too!

I have posted the Sam Sloan Family History online at http://worldconnect.rootsweb.com/cgi-bin/igm.cgi?db=samsloan

I have posted Thomas Jefferson's Family Tree at http://worldconnect.rootsweb.com/cgi-bin/igm.cgi?db=samhsloan

Will an old Indian curse strike again? Will Baby Bush beat the Curse of Tecumseh?

Questions and Answers about My Escape from Jail in Afghanistan

Pocahontas: The Real Story

Why was Benedict Arnold called "A Benedict Arnold"?

Monica Lewinsky for Public Advocate of New York City

Chess Grandmaster Rusudan Goletiani has been approved for a green card

The Old Nigerian Scam is back in action.

Great news and a wonderful new way to get your rocks off. Dig this! The president's daughter is a lush!

Proof that English has 12 Vowels

Life with the Sister of Raja Ehsan Aziz

Surinder Singh is in a Coma!

Dirty Dancing dancer Jennifer Stahl has been murdered.

My Lost Babies

The Devil in the Church. Here is an article about me which was published in Italy in 1968. I wish somebody could translate it from Italian.

Complaint to the US Department of Justice

Kayo's Homework Assignment

Why do they say "irashaimase"?

For the first time since October 7, 1990 I am able to have a photo taken of myself with my daughter.

This photo was taken at the Marine Air Base in Yuma, Arizona on March 8, 2001. The beautiful girl to the right is my daughter. The gnarled old man to the left is me.

Sam Sloan and Shamema Honzagool Sloan at the Marine Air Base in Yuma, Arizona on March 8, 2001

Daya has asked me to post photos of her four kids on the Internet.

Sopo Tkeshelashvili, the world's most beautiful chess grandmaster (in my opinion).

The Story of Akiko Geisha.

Are these Floozies at the Bar or Chess Grandmasters?

Tim Redman accuses Sam Sloan of Sexual Harassment

Here is The Most Beautiful Girl I ever played a Chess game against

My son, Peter, is now studying Art in Spain and has his own website of his drawings.

Ever wonder Why does Sam like the Republic of Georgia so much? This should explain it.

My Krush is better than Your Krush

I do not have anything new to report about my other two children, Mary and Anusha.

Still working on it. My girlfriend Kayo is right now on a flight from Japan to come to see me in America. I am leaving for the airport to pick her up in a few minutes.

I am going to let my children take ove this web site temporarily, which they are always trying to do anyway. Here is what some of my kids are doing:

Shamema Honzagool Sloan at the Marine Air Base in Yuma, Arizona on March 8, 2001

Tom Dorsch compliments My Book

Mystery of Mary Sloan, Titanic Survivor

John Holmes, Movie Star

Petition to Recall Members of the Executive Board of the United States Chess Federation

WWF or USCF: Which is better?

Here is a picture of a Village Girl in Dok Am Tai, Thailand.

Here is a picture I took in Thailand. You will see right away why I never used it before. The girls are cute but the lighting was bad so the pictures came out lousy. Still, my photos of hookers in Thailand are popular. I put them in hard-to-find places because I know that this is what you really came here for.

Garry Kasparov Quiz: Do you have what it takes to play like him?

Driving My Taxi into the 21st Century: New Edition.

Shamema Honzagool Sloan with Kayo Kimira at the Marine Air Base in Yuma, Arizona on March 8, 2001

Several readers have asked me what happens next in my screenplay "Hard Times in Tokyo, Japan". Here is What happens next in "Hard Times in Tokyo, Japan".

Anand wins World Chess Championship (in my personal opinion).

Mayor Lindsay, I knew him well.

Reports of Checks from New Delhi World Chess Championship bouncing.

Sam's Crystal Ball reveals: Bush will win in the United States Supreme Court.

I am now in Istanbul, where the World Chess Olympiad is taking place. I am issuing daily press reports on the developments in the Olympiad. Here are my daily press reports so far:

Viruses on the Internet.

We are going public! We will be offering an IPO of 500,000 shares of stock at $10 per share. Our offering is not out yet, but now you can read letters we have received from various state regulators concerning securities offerings on the Internet. We recommend that you read these letters, so as to be able to make an informed decision as to whether to buy our stock The letters are from Alabama, Alaska, Illinois, Kansas, Maine, North Dakota, Ohio, Oregon, South Dakota and Tennessee.

I am on my way to Istanbul, Turkey for the World Chess Olympiad. I will be stopping by the Republic of Georgia on the way.

I will be away from the USA from October 28 until November 12, 2000. While I am gone, you will probably not be able to contact me at my regular e-mail address, so please write to me at samhsloan@yahoo.com or at samhsloan@aol.com.

The USCF Shows YOU how to improve your chess.

Kayo mounts Sam. Kayo is on top.

The Bush-Gore debate

The World's Strongest Go players vs. God

Criminal Theft of Ishi Press name in England.

Latest Adventures of Kayo and Sam: Sam Sloan drives through Wales with Kayo Kimura.

Mayor Giuliani cuts funds for public health clinics

Today's New York Times Examines the Earl Washington case.

My Daughter's Graduation from US Marines Boot Camp.

My Daughter, Shamema Honzagool Sloan, has graduated from the US Marines Boot Camp.

The graduation ceremony took place on August 18, 2000 at 9:00 AM at Parris Island South Carolina.

Parris Island is located in an alligator swamp.

PFC S H Sloan
a/k/a Shamema Honzagool Sloan

Shamema has been promoted to Private First Class.

My daughter has completed Marine Combat Training ("MCT"). My daughter is now an expert in hand-to-hand combat. However, my daughter still needs to practice her amphibious landings.

I visited my daughter at Parris Island during Family Day on August 17, where she gave me this photo.

However, the next day, General S. A. Cheney, commander of the camp, banned me from attending the graduation ceremony due to a problem with FBI agent Mike Hagen.

During my trip to South Carolina, I was able to retrieve 950 pages of court documents. Here is the Opinion of US Magistrate Judge Marilyn Go in which she says it was perfectly legal for Charles and Shelby Roberts to kidnap my daughter.

I would hope that almost all regular readers of this website would be able to see many things wrong with this decision.

Prediction: Gore will defeat Bush by a 20 point margin.

Famous People who have ridden in my taxi: Latest edition: Put a red circle around her name: She is Liqun Song, a leader of the Falun Gong, a mystical religious sect which has 100 million followers in China.

Judge Sue H. Roe allows my mother's money to be stolen.

Docket Sheet of Virginia proceedings showing that Charles Roberts kidnapped Shamema Honzagool Sloan

Here is an official State Department memo showing that Charles Roberts tried to have Shamema Kidnapped in Colombo, Sri Lanka.

Fake Letter from Honzagool (with a real signature of Honzagool at the bottom)

Nikanama, or Marriage Certificate, between Ismail Sloan and Honzagool

Here is Sam Sloan's Parole Granted by Virginia Parole Board.

Order appointing Frank G. Davidson as Guardian ad litem for Helen Marjorie Sloan.

Here is the Wanted Poster for Charles Roberts, Wanted for Kidnapping. Here is the Letter my mother was forced to sign after being kidnapped. Here is the Report regarding Petition for the Appointment of a Conservator for Dr. Marjorie Sloan. Here is the Letter from Sovran Bank to Dr. Marjorie Sloan.

I know it is not fair to make fun of Chelsea who has taken over from Hillary as Head of State, but here is a picture of Chelsea getting drunk with an African man.

Go and Go Seigen.

I am now on my way to England. (The good thing about England is that they speak English there, sort of.)

Kayo Kimura discovers the Internet and Kayo Kimura attempts to comb Sam Sloan's hair.

Here is: The Story of Oscar Ernesto Lopez.

I get more than 50 letters per day with comments on my website. Most of them are negative. Here is a guestbook, where you can shout at each other about this: Comments on Sam Sloan's website.

A passenger in my taxi who is not yet famous, but wants to be: Helen Hyun-Young Choi, Korean Opera Singer.

Richard Reimer has died.

King Maker Sam Sloan does it again!. As a direct result of the fame brought to Joseph Lieberman by Sam Sloan, Vice-President Gore has nominated Lieberman to be his successor.

Read about Senator Joseph Lieberman, a Man who is Without Sin.

United States Senator Proposes to set up Internet Sex Group

WARNING: The USCF is Radiating software into Your Hard Drive!

Habu's Brain makes Chess Life magazine.

Here are Common Internet Hoaxes.

Hoaxes can be almost as dangerous as viruses. Here is about the SULFNBK.EXE virus hoax.

Kayo Kimura Emergency

Has Bill Clinton been reading Sam Sloan's web site?

Did Monica have Sex with the President?

The true mark of a famous man is that he has ridden in Sam Sloan's taxi. On Sunday, July 23, 2000 at 9:54 PM, Woody Allen missed his chance at true fame when he passed up the opportunity to ride in my taxi.

Sam Sloan

Impeach Judge Turk!

Rusudan Goletiani: Fantastic Result in New York Super Summer Action Open

Many people do not believe that I argued my own appeal before the United States Supreme Court and that there are 20 published opinions in the law books of cases I have presented.

Here are a few of them.

My taxi driving pages have become among my most popular. Here is the latest: Driving My Taxi on June 17, 2000.

He can run, but he can't hide. New York's hated Mayor Rudy Giuliani has turned City Hall into an armed fortress where nobody can get in, but that did not stop a Russian spy satellite from taking this picture of his royal palace from hundreds of miles up.

Downtown New York City photo made by Russian Spy Satellite.

Map of Afghanistan, Pakistan, India, China and Tajikistan showing location of ancestral home of my daughter, Shamema.

Now I know why my kids get head lice: Chemicals no longer kill them!.

Dmitry Schneider wins Greater New York Junior Chess Championship.

Missing Child? Every Parent has this Fear.

Hillary Clinton Campaigns for New York Senate

Rape Victim Haila : Victim of Systemán González , and my own daughter, Shamema Honzagool Sloan. There are differences, of course. Perhaps the most significant difference is that Elian is an illegal alien in America, and therefore the INS has jurisdiction, whereas my daughter Shamema was born in New York City and thus is an American citizen.

Similarities are that Charles and Shelby Roberts are heavily armed and were prepared to use force to prevent the recovery of my daughter. While group holding Elian Gonzalez is driven by hatred for Fidel Castro, the group holding my daughter is driven by religious fanaticism and the desire to raise my daughter in their religion and not in the religion of the parents.

Also similar is that Charles and Shelby Roberts and their co-conspirators in the kidnapping of my daughter are surrounded by an army of fundamentalists Falwellites, who would have created the same sort of situation as now exists in Miami.

However, a key difference is that those who were holding Elian Gonzalez in Miami were not criminals. Rather, they rescued him from the sea. The kidnappers of my daughter are hard core criminals who stole her from the front yard of my house.

Elian Gonzalez has been returned to his father. When will the kidnappers of my daughter be arrested and sent to prison for their crimes?

US Supreme Court vacates two Virginia Death Sentences

Reforming the Virginia Death Penalty System.

Bibi Lee, murder victim

Now my kids are addicted to Mega Man Legends, a Playstation video game, and play it all the time.

Peter Sloan's art

How I Became an A Player.

Martha Fierro and Tony Miles.

BREAKING NEWS STORY: David Levy accuses Raymond Keene of misappropriating 50,000 British pounds for Kasparov World Chess Championship match in London.

FOLLOWUP: World Championship Company started with "borrowed" money.

Ray Keene responds to accusations by David Levy.

Braingames Network (BGN) announces Kasparov World Chess Championship match.

My e-mail did not work for 45 hours, but now seems to be working again. I normally get more than 100 e-mails per day. If you have sent me a letter within the last two days and have received a bounce message back, please send it again.

Judge Chin Brandt suffers from Brain Rot.

Happy Birthday, Mother! My mother is 90 years old. She was born on St. Patrick's Day, March 17, 1910.

Here is my Complaint mailed to Chief Executive General of Pakistan Pervez Musharraf. (I also mailed a copy to the Prime Minister of Pakistan, just in case he ever gets out of jail.)

In order to prevent me from recovering my kidnapped daughter, they had me arrested on the afternoon before I was scheduled to argue orally before the Supreme Court of Virginia. As a result I never made it to the oral argument. Here is the Letter Scheduling Oral before the Supreme Court of Virginia.

More Evidence of Rape by Russian Forces in Chechnya.

Photo of Lauren Bessette, Carolyn Bessette and Lisa Ann Bessette walking together just days before Lauren and Carolyn were killed along with JFK Jr. in an airplane crash..

Here is a photo I consider to be shocking. Do you agree?

Forged Signature? Richard Peterson, a top scholastic chess organizer, says that this is his real signature but that his signature was forged on another document.

Here are the two most popular stars in America, and on the Internet today: Britney Spears, pop sensation, and Jennifer Lopez, winner of the Grammy Award.

Virginia's Switched Babies Case is Heating Up Again.

Icelandic Girls on Wall Street.

Icelandic Girls: It all started when.

Ishi Press wants to publish the Eichmann Memoirs.

Jenny Jones examines the issue of Big Boobs.

Their version of the story: Response filed by Charles and Shelby Roberts in the Virginia Court of Appeals.

I am constantly bombarded with letters expressing mostly disagreement with my article about the Kashmir Conflict. In the hopes of starting a 4th war between Pakistan and India, I have just created a guestbook where these opinions can be posted: More Letters about the Kashmir Conflict - Who is right, India or Pakistan?

John McCain, next president of the United States!

I thought the outcome was clear. There was no longer be any doubt. McCain was going to win. But in Virginia, McCain criticized Jerry Falwell, the man who was involved in the kidnapping of my daughter, and called Falwell "evil". That brought an end to the McCain candidacy.

I am concerned about the Bush victory in Virginia and especially about how he obtained it. Right-wing Christian zealots voted for Bush by 6 to 1. These are the same sort of people who kidnapped my daughter Shamema and explains why I cannot get her back. If Bush wins, there is no chance that the kidnappers of my daughter will be arrested, prosecuted and sent to prison where they belong.

He represents Robert De Niro, Marla Mapes, Tatum O'Neal and Mia Farrow. He is William Beslow, New York's top divorce lawyer. But, before he represented any of them, he represented Sam Sloan in the Honzagool case.

Here is the World's Worst Porn. I created this in an obviously failed effort to learn Photoshop. Will anybody help me make this into some good rocks-off porn?

Here is the Plot to Pok?mon.

Dirty Dancing is one of the all time great movies.

There are riots going on right now outside of my apartment building, about the Amadou Diallo verdict. Just imagine what you would have done, if had you been Amadou Diallo.

New Scandals have broken out in the World of Chess, the most important of which is an effort by the Russian Mafia to take control of the World Chess Federation at a meeting scheduled for next week in Morocco.

Here are reports on these new scandals:

Here is that article

What a hypocrite! It is going to be really tough to get laid now, as Clinton Signs Tough Date Rape Law.

DNA Studies show: One in seven fathers is 'not the real parent'.

Here is a dirty story pertaining to date rape that somebody posted on the Internet. This story is presumably a fantasy and does not reflect reality: (Do you think it is a fantasy?) Submitted Experiences: Drunk Daughter-In-Law.

George Koltanowski, the greatest showman and promoter that chess has ever known, is dead at age 96.

Everybody knew him and had a story about him. Here is My Koltanowski Story.

Miss America now sells Hot Dogs on New York City Streets.

The US Memory Championship in New York City on Saturday, February 5, 2000. They would not let me enter because they said that I came too late. It would be nice if I could say that I did not get to the US Memory Championship on time because I forgot about it, but that was not the reason. The real reason was that they forgot to put up a web site about it.

The event was won by Tatiana Cooley, who has won every year the event has been held.

I predict that the presidential race will be Bradley vs. McCain. While Bush is to be commended for his long and apparently successful struggle against alcoholism, his recent comments show him still to be a jerk. Gore is too weak and would not even be in the race were he not already vice-president. McCain has a weakness which had not yet come out: Some Viet Nam veterans claim that McCain collaborated with the enemy and thereby got preferential treatment during his years as a prisoner of war.

Here is the Suit to Require that Shamema Honzagool Sloan be allowed to attend public school.

My mother's lawsuit to lift the freeze on her bank account and to recover her stolen funds.

My mother pleads with her Family to Stop their Harassment.

Most of us have good things about us and bad things about us. However, there is one man in America who is 100% pure evil and there is no good in him at all. The name of that man is Rudy Giuliani.

Is it possible that I am related to John Sloan, the Famous Artist?

Washington Post reports that "Jefferson Paternity Called Likely - Group Says It's Probable Hemings Bore His Child".

Towards a Sociolinguistic Profile of the Khowar Language.

Judge Gamble tries, convicts and sentences Ismail Sloan to jail in absentia and removes his counsel. I hope just about everybody can see many things wrong with this, plus Judge Gamble is a close personal friend of Charles and Shelby Roberts and assisted them in their kidnapping of my daughter, Shamema Honzagool Sloan.

Shamema Honzagool Sloan stands at the Northern Most point of Thailand. She and her brother and sister hid there for days in 1990 while Charles and Shelby Roberts were trying to kidnap them all.

Here is: Judge Janow's decision of 6/24/91 awarding custody of Shamema Sloan to Charles and Shelby Roberts who had kidnapped her on 10/7/1990.

It is Perfectly Obvious How Kennedy was Really Shot!.

Dr. Laurence Badgley threatens to Sue Sam Sloan, thereby joining Paula Jones and Miss America.

President and Hillary Clinton provide children with a civics lesson on how the government really works.

Screen Goddess Hedy Lamarr has died.

Surinder Singh is in jail! I succeeded in having Surinder Singh arrested at 10:00 AM, Thursday, January 13, 2000. It now seems that he is being deported to India.

Here is my latest masterpiece: Driving My Taxi into the 21st Century. This story is 101% true.

Here are: Photos of the 16 top ranked Japanese Female Go Players and here are Photos of the 16 top ranked Japanese Male Go Players.

Here are All 150 Pokemon monsters and their trainers (You will need to wait several minutes for all the files to download).

FANTASTIC NEWS: December 21, 1999: The Jovanovic conviction in the "Cybersex Torture Case" has just been reversed. Check your morning newspapers, as this news will be in every newspaper in New York, possibly in every newspaper in the USA.

The grounds for reversal were exactly the grounds which have been cited on this web site, that evidence was withheld from the jury vital to the defense.

Here news articles about this decision:

Here is a picture of Jerry Falwall squeezing the hand of my daughter, Shamema. What gives Falwell the right to squeeze the hand of my minor child? Neither I nor the mother of my daughter, who lives in Pakistan, gave him permission to do this.

Jerry Falwell squeezes the hand of Shamema Honzagool Sloan, daughter of Sam Sloan

Public School 111 in New York City has Banned Pokemon from the school.

Dorchen Leidholdt takes over Sam Sloan's old office.

Scientific Study Concludes: Rape is a natural consequence of Evolution.

Rudy Giuliani shows how to run New York City at a profit.

Fascist dictators are known for making the trains run on time. However, our "Midtown Mussolini" cannot make the trains run at all. He is not even a very good Fascist.

FIDE responds to allegations that one million dollars was embezzled from the World Chess Championship prize fund.

Here is a Testimonial to Sam Sloan.

I am a big fan of TS Music.

A lawyer expresses an opinion on the Passion Julinsey case.

I have now learned Java. Here are some Elementary Go Problems by Sam Sloan and some Advanced go problems.

I am now the Managing Director of Ishi Press (Japan) as well as the President of Ishi Press (California). Here is the Ishi Press (Japan) Company Registration document. This document will enable me to go after the scoundrels who stole at least a half million and perhaps over a million dollars from my company, namely: Hartland Snyder, Elwyn Berlekamp, Nathaniel Be,kowitz and James W. Connelley.

This is going to be the hottest letter I have ever received. I am just glad that I am out of the country now: A Candid Opinion on the Problem of Rape.

Is Sam Sloan the "Black Sheep" of his family as some relatives say he is? Here is a letter from his mother, Dr. Marjorie Sloan, about this.

News reports have made it clear that John F. Kennedy Jr's airplane crash was actually the fault of his wife, Carolyn Bessette.

Ishi Press corporate registration document, page 1

I have scanned some documents from the Honzagool Case in Pakistan. Here they are:

Learn How to Talk Dirty in Japanese and English

Japanese version of this book

My new girlfriend's father is from Hiroshima. He survived the blast because he played hooky from school that day. I forgot to mention to her that one of my uncles was a bomber pilot in the Air Force who flew bombing missions over Japan and saw the Atomic Bomb drop on Nagasaki.

On my return to Japan after an absence of years, I am surprised to learn that a movie in which I appeared, a Japanese movie named "Mahjong Horoki", has become a bit hit with a cult following in the video market. I played a minor role in the movie as a professional mahjong hustler. I was able to get this part in the movie because I actually knew how to play mahjong and because of my Shogi Shodan Menjo.

With the new year on 1/1/1900 just around the corner, here are some more scandals in the world of chess:

Spam Attacks on Jane Fonda and Freedom of Speech

"Hanoi Jane" Fonda is being attacked by anonymous Internet Spam.

Looking for a place to post my Jane Fonda blurb, I stumbled into a newsgroup of Viet Nam veterans and encountered a fine gentleman by the name of Ming the Merciless.

Here is a New Letter to Honzagool.

Obituary of William J. Casey, Chairman of both the SEC and the CIA.

Beautiful women send me their pictures by e-mail Department: Here she is: Miss "Not Particularly Innocent".

Tom Dorsch thinks that I caused him to lose the election and, because of that, now he attacks me several times every day. Here are my answers to Tom's attacks for today:

Nymphos and Nymphomaniacs

Controversy has erupted in the Kasparov vs. Rest of the World match.

More adventures of Sam Sloan: Myriam Vanegas of Bogot?E Colombia.

Hu Long Hua, the Bobby Fischer of Chinese chess, meets a real tiger

El Pias newspaper reports that 12 players in the FIDE World Chess Championship still have not been paid.

Club Kasparov evaluates frequent posters in the chess newsgroups (including Sam Sloan).

There has been a Military Coup in Pakistan. (Maybe I can get my wife, Honzagool, back now.)

Will India or Pakistan Break up?

Ayub Subidar of the Chitral, Pakistan Scouts and My former Sister-in-Law in Chitral.

Write your own dirty story or erotic fantasy.

Passion Julinsey is looking for a job. Here is her r?sum?E/A>. (I would not want her to think that I have forgotten all about her.)

Sheldon Silver Continues to Veto the Second Avenue Subway.

Olivia Kidd, Sister of Shelby Roberts.

Kandy Esala Perahara.

The most notorious International Chess Master in history was probably Norman Tweed Whitaker. Here is More about Norman T. Whitaker. Larry Parr tells us about FBI Files on Norman T. Whitaker.

Here is A Poll of Porn. (There is no porn here. This is only a poll.)

The Sloan Brothers.

Tom Dorsch and his wife.

Congratulations Tom Dorsch (USCF Executive Director Mike Cavallo has resigned).

The same attorney who argued to the Virginia appellate courts that the Commonwealth of Virginias had the right to kidnap Sam Sloan's 8-year-old daughter appeared yesterday in the United States Supreme Court and argued that the federal courts lack jurisdiction to overturn a death penalty imposed by a Virginia State Court, even though the defendant's lawyer had been suspended for mental disability.

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, wants to prove that she is a big girl now.

Melissa - Why do mothers give their daughters this name?

I do not know much about Pok?mon, but I do know that my daughter, age 7, screamed and cried for one hour until I bought her a deck of 60 Pokemon cards for $21.99!

Was there Really an Adam and Eve?

Neanderthal Man - How did he differ from Modern Man?

Trapped on the Internet? How do they do it? How do they create those porn sites that will not allow you to leave?

Mayor Giuliani has received 80 death threats so far this year, police reveal.

Encephalitis For Population Control and Profit: Life and Death in NYC 1999.

Here is: Matt LeBlanc, a famous person who has ridden in my taxi. Be sure to read the last part.

On October 7, 1990, my daughter Shamema, aged 8, was kidnapped by religious fundamentalists. She has never been recovered. Here are three pictures of my

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