Confessionals from Members of the 35,000 Feet High Club

I have received several letters from those who confess to being members of the 35,000 Feet High Club. I would like to receive more such letters. Our club needs more people to join! Those of you who are already members need to go out and recruit more members.

Last week, my club was the subject of a feature article in the Wall Street Journal, for June 10, 1998, page 1, left hand column, entitled “Plane Misbehavior: In the Skies Today, A Weird New Worry: Sexual Misconduct”.

Here are some letters. I have deleted all identifying information:


To: Sloan@ishipress.com

Last Summer, My boyfriend and I went on a vacation in the Bahamas. He's a pilot, so I flew up front with him. Half way through the flight is when it happened. It was so exhilarating. Now Trevor has to visit me (when he visits Jack).

President Clinton gropes then Airline Stewardess Debra Schiff while on a 1992 campaign flight. After he was elected, Clinton gave Schiff a job as White House Receptionist.



With my wife, on our honeymoon, en route to Kauai. The plane was almost empty, and we were wearing T-shirts that poclaimed, “We’re not on drugs, we're newlyweds", so the stewardesses just pretended not to notice our both using the same stall.

We did NOT tamper with the smoke detector.

Michael Rivero


To: Sloan@ishipress.com
Subject: 35,000 feet club
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Hahahaha,

This is Kinda funny. My name is Tom, and I am a 20 year old student at Colorado State University. Three years ago I was on a flight to Nepal, a very long flight. I was on Singapore air and the stewardess served quite a few glasses of wine. I told the stewardess that I thought that she was very beautiful, and I wanted to have sex with her. Keep in mine that I was a drunk 17 year old boy who was extremely horny. The stewardess said that she she would be back in a few minutes and she disappeared up the stairs to the second floor of the 747. About ten minutes later she returned, and took me by the hand and lead me up the stairs where there were beds arranged for tired flight attendants. We started kisses and undressed. We had sex for about 30 minutes when she had an orgasm. It didn't take me too much longer to follow and I ejaculated inside of her. I went back down stairs and my friends all just gave me a devilish smile and started making jokes about me. I guess I looked pretty spent when I can back down the stairs. My hair was a mess, I was hot and sweaty, my face was red, and above all I was fucking tired. I have to say that that was the best flight I have ever been on.

I don't understand what this has to do with meeting Leonardo DiCaprio though. Not that I need to, but I am curious. Who else in the 35,000 feet club? You said that there are two other people, who are they? And how do you know Leonardo DiCaprio? Just curious.

I hope you enjoyed my story. It is one of the highlights of my life. Thanks for taking the time to read it.

Tom


Sam Sloan wrote:

Thank you for your letter, which I just read.

I get so much e-mail, several hundred letters a day, that I do not bother to read it all. I almost overlooked yours.

When I say that there are two signed up members of the 35,000 feet high club, I am referring to the fact that I had sexual intercourse standing up with my girlfriend in the toilet on a flight.

I am sure that this club has thousands of members. I have received several confessionals like yours from people who have joined this club. I am thinking of putting up a web site with their stories. (If I do so, don't worry, as I will delete all identifying information.)

The part about Leonardo Di Caprio was just a joke. I do not know him. I really am a member of the 35,000 feet high club, though.

I want to know: Is your story really true? You must admit that it reads like something out of a hard core porn book.

There is no doubt that many women are just waiting to be asked. If you got drunk enough and had the courage to persistently ask the stewardess for sex, you might just get it.

Sam Sloan


Hi,

My story is true. I have to say that it is hard to believe, but it is true. It was the best flight that I have ever been on.

Tom


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