Still Yet Another of these Fake Letters from Honzagool

From: Honzagool@aol.com
Date: Mon, 19 Apr 1999 23:55:59 EDT
Subject: Salaam
To: Sloan@ishipress.com, MeyraLuVsU@aol.com, BombGrL321@aol.com
Reply-To: Honzagool@aol.com
X-Rcpt-To: sloan@ishipress.com
Honzagool Sloan

Dear Sammie, Meyra and Bomb:

How is it in Amrika? Sammie you are now 144 months past due on your alimony. When you were trying to take my virginity, you said that taxi drivers made lots of rupees. I have goats to feed! Please stop wasting all your earnings on your web site.

I am still hiding in Nuristan from the Taliban. Masoud's fighters are losing ground daily and I fear for my safety. I am a scorned woman for taking up with a infidel. Even though you have taken the name Ismail, you are still a infidel in their eyes. Especially after publishing a picture of a Afghani woman of ill repute on your web site.

Bomb and Meyra, do not believe him that he only puts pictures of fully clothed girls on his home page. If you go to the end there is a very shocking one. That is if you can ever find it. If you don't believe me send him a nude one and I'll bet he posts it immediately. My Osama III doesn't have Pentium and Sammie's page often gets stuck.

He also has many pictures of women of ill repute from all over Asia posted on it. Sam has a very hard time staying loyal to any woman, and doesn't believe in birth control. That is why he has so many children!

Please settle this petty argument over the picture. I have printed it for the fighters. They especially go wild for blond women. I have been meaning to ask how a girl from Turkey is blond, but I have heard that Miss Clairol does wonders.

Bomb and Meyra....maybe we can meet in the chat rooms...say Afghani Tea House?

Have a nice week,

Honzagool Sloan


The above letter is not, of course, from my wife, Honzagool, but is from a joker who often sends me such letters. Usually, I trash them but this one I thought was rather good.

I have never been able to establish the identity of the author, but I believe that he is an American who lived for some years in Afghanistan.

Here are some other letters he has written:

Here are links:
Contact address - please send e-mail to the following address: Sloan@ishipress.com